i smell something fishy

black eyed peas - smells like funk

I’ve been wearing the scent of Acqua Di Gio since highschool, I think. I so love its refreshing fragrance. Last week, my Dad offered to buy me a bottle  of perfume. Since I wanted to try something different, I hurriedly surfed the net for what’s new. I remembered trying on a Lacoste perfume which smells really good but that was like a few years ago. So I went to check their website and found out about their new fragrance, that is Lacoste Essential. Being an upper-east-sider-wannabe (a fashion victim actually), I believed that they would always come up with something good. I was so excited to go home this afternoon and try on the new perfume that my Dad sent me only to disappoint myself. The scent was not even close to what i’ve been imagining. It reminds me of the morning smell of the hospital floor after being polished (or was the janitor wearing the same perfume?). A mixture of acetic acid, sodium hypochlorite, and copper in a fancy bottle. But what the hell, It’s 50 bucks. I’m going to use it anyway, so pardon my reach!